There's A Polar Vortex In My Butt And He Is Handsome

Lurch wants to spend the day golfing, but when a polar vortex rolls in, his best friend abandons him to stay safe indoors. Refusing to give in to any liberal climate change propaganda, Lurch decides to brave the cold weather on his own, but quickly discovers this was a terrible mistake.

Soon enough, Lurch’s butt is suffering the consequences, no longer capable of warming up.

Lurch heads into his butthole to investigate, discovering that the handsome physical manifestation of a polar vortex has taken over. Now, it’s up to the two of them to heat things up with a hardcore gay encounter between ignorant climate change denier and the sexy swirling polar vortex.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on handsome weather pattern action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, facials, and sentient polar vortex love.