[Fondled and Gobbled 01] • Messier Than Ever

His plan was to find a mate to give him offspring, not to bear the children himself! Can a centuries-old city vampire and a honky-tonk country honey accept each other's unusual sexual needs? The perfect dream lover is definitely too good to be true, especially when you've been drinking in an Irish pub. What's a male erotic dancer actually thinking during that lap dance? If you're looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn't it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It's for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the cliches, purple prose and "suspend your disbelief" plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre. An Exotika(r) erotica anthology from Ellora's Ca