Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!

The Bible.

It's the foundation for much of Western morality and the cornerstone of world literature. But let's be honest: a little punching up couldn't hurt.

In Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bible! , Jonathan Goldstein reimagines and recasts the Bible's greatest heroes and answers such age-old questions as: Wouldn't a person get bored living in a whale? How did Joseph explain Mary's pregnancy to the guys at work? And what was Cain's problem anyway?

You are invited to revisit the time-honored tales you barely understood as a child and discover a bible populated by angry loners, hypochondriacs, and reluctant prophets who fear for their sanity.

Golstein wittily reinvents the Old Testament tales for the modern, neurotic world as a series of off-kilter vaudeville routines and contemporary parables. And in doing so, he reveals the timelessness and poignancy of these most human of stories.