They Wear WHAT Under Their Kilts?

**Subject**: Emily’s Glossary for People Who Haven’t Been to Scotland

**From**: Mrs.Legolas@kiltnet.com

**To**: Dru@seattlegrrl.com

*Faffing about*: running around doing nothing. In other words, spending a month supposedly doing work experience on a Scottish sheep farm, but really spending days on Kilt Watch at the nearest castle.

*Schottie*: Scottish Hottie, also known as Ruaraidh, the subject of much drooling and first prize in the “Who Can Snog Him First” contest.

*Mad schnoogles*: the British way of saying big smoochy kisses. Will admit it sounds v. smart to say it that way.

*V.*: very. Using it abbreviated is coolio to the third power.

*Bunch of yobbos*: a group of mindless idiots. In Scotland, can also mean sheep. You can take it from me—there is nothing stupider than a sheep, especially when you’re trying to make them take their liver medicine.

*Stooshie*: uproar, as in “If Holly thinks she can take Ruaraidh from me without causing a stooshie, she’s out of her mind!”

*Sheep dip*: not an appetizer.