50 Things Liberals Love to Hate

*America, how does the liberal hate thee? Let us count the ways . . .*

It’s hard work being a liberal these days. Not only do a mere 20 percent of Americans identify themselves as liberal, but one could go broke supporting a skinny double-decaf Starbucks habit. On top of that, when you hate things most Americans love, it’s tiring to have to endlessly correct/educate/fix/enlighten the poor dullards out there who just want to enjoy their lives. Which, taken as a whole, makes the average liberal lonely, short on cash, and mad as hell! So, in the spirit of the compassion they themselves espouse, *50 Things Liberals Love to Hate* is truth spoken with love, an invitation to the disenfranchised: it’s not too late, liberals, to join the fun! C’mon, crack open a Bud and throw another T-bone on the grill. But kindly check your disdain at the door when it comes to:

**WALMART** : How about a handmade, locally sourced flat-screen television instead?

**STEAKHOUSES** : There’s no steamed tofu on this menu.

**McDONALD’S** : The stranger in the playground handing out candy to children.

**FLAG PINS** : It’s okay to love America, but not enough to wear it on your lapel.

**FOOTBALL** : War with cleats and pads.

**THE V-8 ENGINE** : There’s just something plain wrong about all that power and freedom under the control of one person.

**SUCCESS** : When you make more money than the rest of us, it hurts our feelings.

**THE FOUNDING FATHERS** : A bunch of old white guys who are making it nearly impossible for modern government to pick our doctors, teach our children, correct our diets, and save our money.

. . . and 42 other things that have liberals packing some serious hate. Mike Gallagher—America’s sixth-ranked radio talk show host and Fox News contributor—skewers liberal lunacy with cutting irony and scathing wit. Here are 50 warning signs of a liberal mind implosion, all darn good reasons to lock the doors, crank up the A/C, turn on the game, and let the countdown begin. . . .