I Hate Time Travelers

Five years ago, everyone became a time traveller.

Everyone but Luke, who now lives in a world where practical jokes are up 60,000%, his roommate insists on having 12-self orgies in front of him, and every potential girlfriend has dumped him for stuff he hasn't done yet.

Luke suddenly finds himself on the run from a government agency with the intention of slicing him up for experimentation.

No wonder he hates time travellers...