[Apple Cart County Christmas 01] • Christmas in Dixie

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation meets Sweet Home Alabama when Christmas goes south in this redneck romantic comedy.

I really want a ring before subjecting Collins to my redneck relatives. So I’m relieved when he has to work over the holidays.

All I want is a low-key Christmas in Alabama with my family. Well, that and the snow I believe is coming. My perfect holiday is ruined the moment Collins shows up in my mama’s kitchen … escorted by my county sheriff ex-boyfriend.

I can honestly say I haven’t been this surprised since my cousin went to jail.

Collins might be a successful surgeon in Atlanta, but I doubt he can last a few days in the small town of Wisteria, Alabama. However, if our love can withstand my gun-slinging, hog-killing family, then I’m sure we’re destined to be together.

We just have to make it through Christmas.