M*A*S*H 04 - Goes to New Orleans
- Authors
- Hooker, Richard & Butterworth, William E.
- Date
- 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
- Size
- 0.19 MB
- Lang
- en
In this story, Hawkeye is drugged by his loving wife and spirited to New Orleans by Trapper John.
The idea is to get Hawkeye well out of the way while his fourth child is born, since he was driving everyone nuts. While in New Orleans, our heroes try desperately to avoid attending any convention sessions of the American Tonsil, Adenoid and Vas Deferens Society (Francis Burns, M.D. - Public Affairs Vice President).
By several extraordinary coincidences (read: plot devices), a few other 4077 alumni are staying in the same hotel. These include Hot Lips, Father (now Archbishop) John Mulcahy, and Jean-Pierre "Horsey" de la Chevaux, a former infantry sergeant whose leg was once saved at the 4077th MASH. Horsey, now a petroleum millionaire, is a regular inhabitant of these novels. He's usually accompanied by his comrades, the drunken members of the Bayou Perdu Council, Knights of Columbus.