Kittywampus · A Lighthearted Sci-Fi Adventure (Pirate Academy Book 1)

The galaxy is a dangerous place. Even for pirates.

Dread Captain Harry is revered as a hero back home on Cern, where his tribe of donkey-riding symbionts have resided peacefully for centuries.

Steve knows better. Unfortunately, it’s his job to play chaperone as youth campers leave their planet for the first time to visit his despised rival.

En route to New Haven, they quickly learn that the galaxy’s a dangerous and chaotic place. But for Steve, bigger problems loom than lethal space marauders.

They’ve all been invited to join Uncle Harry’s Pirate Academy. It’s a golden chance to expose Harry as a fraud, but that begs the bigger question … what exactly is a pirate, anyway?