[Gods Behaving Badly 01] • Gone to Hell

Effie (Persephone) Undernight hates paranormal creatures. Her heart was broken by a vampire named Alph A. Mayl, and now she wants to kill every otherworldly hunk walking whether all the women in the world want her to or not. She is searching for the mythic origins of these smoking hot guys, so she can destroy them forever. When Hades, god of the underworld, hears the dying prayers of his children, he vows to stop Effie anyway he can. Will Effie learn to love again or is she willing to let the world go to hell, literally?

"Gone To Hell" is the Hades and Persephone myth with a humorous paranormal twist.

“First things first. Everything is evil: vampires, werewolves, shape-shifters, witches, elves, succubi, ghosts, demons and unicorns. I kill them all. I don’t boink, have crushes on, or fall in love with the things that murder in the night. It says so on my business cards. So, you can trust me. While many others in my profession (i.e. Anita Scrue) have been found in flagrante on customers’ living room tables with the pesky night creature to be eradicated, I have never had that problem.

I am the Decimator. I am the hundredth in a long line of women taught by their spinster great-aunts to fight evil. All of my great-aunts’ great-aunts from Canada have died fighting one of the aforementioned creatures. I hate all unnatural things and begrudge them every breath. You can count on my hate to get the job done.

Are your loved ones showing up bloodless at your windows, asking you to donate? Are your daughters coming home half-dead after dancing all night, or is the gleam being sucked out of your son’s eye by a constantly horny night visitor? Are your neighbors howling at the moon and scratching at your door for flesh or brains? Call me for your best hope when there is none." --Effie from "Gone to Hell."