[Dirty Shorts 01] • Dirty Pirate

This cute and quirky story requires suspension of all belief. It’s a silly little story written based off these prompts:

**Story elements:** Haunted shower curtain, a pink stuffed parrot, a magic wand, bucket of chicken, a burnt Pop-Tart, and Batman.

**Main characters: **One loves chicken, it is all he talks about. Other character wears an eyepatch because he thinks he’s a pirate.