[Starship Ass 01] • Of Donkeys, Gods, and Space Pirates

What's more badass than a space pirate? A donkey space pirate.

"Fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing." —Cameron Coral, Sci-Fi Author

Harold is a symbiont. He’s also an ass. Banished from his planet of Cern, imprisoned in the carrier form of a donkey, Harry gets swept up by an interstellar livestock trading vessel—the SS Bray. His only companions? The other donkeys and livestock.

Pirate captain Cass and her crew of misfits are desperate for a score. So, when they encounter and board the cargo herding vessel registered as the SS Bray, she’s less than sure of how they might cash in on a hold full of farm animals (including a naive talking donkey!). Lucky for them, there’s a prize donkey contest with a game-changing purse … and they just happen to have a hold full of potential contestants.

Meanwhile, the ghosts of Cass’s past are determined to find her. A Federation Navy deserter, her hijacking of the cargo ship sets off alarm bells with the top brass, who are quick to pursue this new lead. Giving them the slip might be easy, were it not for a double-crossing informant...

Can Captain Cass and her gang of pirates evade the Federation and cash in on their cargo? Can Harry the donkey-riding symbiont find a new home with the space pirates, or better yet, become a prize donkey and gain the adoration of an entire planet?

Are you a fan of fast-paced funny space operas, featuring quirky unique characters you can't help but love? You'll love the first entry into the world of Starship Ass . Click on the 'BUY' or 'Borrow' button to claim your copy today!

-------------------

What Amazon readers are saying about Starship Ass:

★★★★★ ’All I have to say is WOW!!’

★★★★★ ’Great fun, a great game, an engrossing easy read.’

★★★★★ ‘The best comic novel I've read in a long time.'

★★★★★ ‘I highly recommend this book if you enjoy humorous and adventurous space operas.’

★★★★★ ‘Such excellent writing that made me laugh.’

★★★★★ ’Loved the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe...fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing.’

★★★★★ ’Why would you not want to read the adventures of a Star Trek-loving symbiont slash donkey duo, and his pirate crew?’

★★★★★ ’Pirates make interesting characters, and girl pirates are even better!’

★★★★★ ’I especially liked the character Kitt with her catlike attributes.’

★★★★★ ’I had other things to do, but once I started, I just kept reading.’

★★★★ ’I’m definitely looking forward to reading more in the series.’

★★★★★ ’Quick easygoing read and very enjoyable.’

★★★★★ ’Cleverly written, with witty dialog and entertaining characters!’

★★★★★ ’Bonus for cat lovers! Highly recommend!’