Five for Hooking (Choose Your Own M/M Story)

Written as part of Kris 'n' Good Books' 'choose your own m/m story' challenge. This is now hosted by Goodreads' M/M Romance Group.

The story prompts for the author were: 1. the setting ~ a small town bar which is more than it seems2. some background to one of the main protags ~ one of the main characters' father is a drag queen3. another character/s ~ a female gay romance writer who keeps watching and taking notes4. a conflict ~ a team bus breaks down in the middle of “bumfuck nowhere” ( - you have to use that phrase)5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere ~ a tshirt which says “I support Sidney Crosby of the Pittsburgh Penguins and anyone else who plays against Steve Yzerman of the Wings" four of your WTF?! responses to choice #5