The Geeks' Guide to World Domination

**TUNE IN. TURN ON. GEEK OUT.

**Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood, *geeks* rule the world.

Finally, here’s the book no self-respecting geek can live without–a guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain.

In short, dear geek, here you’ll find everything you need to achieve nirvana. And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience of *total world domination.

*• **become** a sudoku god

• **brew** your own beer

**• build** a laser beam

• **classify** all living things

• **clone** your pet

• **exorcise** demons

•** find** the world’s best corn mazes

• **grasp** the theory of relativity

• **have sex** on Second Life

• **injure** a fish

• **join** the Knights Templar

• **kick ass** with sweet martial-arts moves

• **learn** ludicrous emoticons

• **master** the Ocarina of Time

• **pimp** your cubicle

• **program** a remote control

• **quote** He-Man and Che Guevara

• **solve** fiendish logic puzzles

• **touch** Carl Sagan

• **unmask** Linus Torvalds

• **visit** Beaver Lick, Kentucky

• **win** bar bets

• **write** your name in Elvish

**Join us or die, you will.

Begun, the Geek Wars have

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*From the Trade Paperback edition.*