Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

"Dave Barry is one funny human."

-- San Francisco Examiner

For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow.

But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as:

Scratching

The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf

Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children

The Noogie Gene

Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts

Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method

Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate

And much, much more

"Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you."

-- USA Today

From the Trade Paperback edition.