[Jack Hagee 01] • No torrent like greed

Jack Hagee, PI : "Hagee's Manhattan is the one the tourists don't get to see. It's those small twisty back streets in Chinatown, the reeking dumpster-filled alleys of midtown, the crumbling docks, the beer-drenched bars that stink of rotting foam and their patron's indifference. It is a lump of land 14 miles long stuffed with seven million people every day--which is apparently five and half million more than it can handle. It is a violent, twisted, thieving, scum-hole. It isn't really hell on earth, it's more what you get when you put too many rats in a cage and slam the door. If you picked the place up and moved it to Kansas and filled it with corn-fed farmers, in two weeks they would be littering, horn-blowing, sex crazed, in-your-*ing-face-every-damned-minute-of-every--licking-day, pissed-off, insensitive mother****ers with too much attitude who drink too much coffee.