Ripper, the Green

What would happen if Barbara Cartland met the Marx Brothers? The Bodice Rippers is an epistolary novel of ridiculous porportions.

When Clementine and Hortensia Gipson seek tenure at their University, the halls of academia will never be the same. These two almost virgins discover the joys of fizzy, pink drinks, baritones who might be tenors and playing slap and tickle in jail cells and the hedgerows of England.

An attempt to overturn the British monarchy is only part of what plagues these cousins. Their nom de plume, Veronica Blue, needs to add sex to her historically inaccurate books and these two almost virgins have no idea how.