[Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids 01] • Uncle John's the Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!

What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as ?The Tell-tale HeartOCO with Uncle JohnOCOs trademark sense of humor? You get ?The Tell-tale FartOCO ("Pee-uw!"). And thatOCOs just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror youOCOll find inside "The Haunted Outhouse." YouOCOll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, historyOCOs terrible tyrants, and the worldOCOs deadliest weather. Uncle JohnOCOs scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. JohnensteinOCOs Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and itOCOs ?For Kids Only.OCO ENTER IF YOU DARE!

YouOCOll find terrifying tales, including?

- Revenge of the Meatloaf

- The Legend of Peepee Hollow

- The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day

- The Haunted Outhouse

Frightening facts about?

- The Curse of Amen-Ra

- The Attack of the Cow Lady

- Decay-causing Tooth Worms

- The FBIOCOs Body Farm

Horrifying things to do like?

- Make a Bouncing Eyeball

- Prank Your Friends with Caramel Onions

- Craft a Barbie Zombie Hat

- Serve Bloody Band-Aid Treats"