Dressed Up Handsome And Not Pounded Because Cosplay Is Not Consent

Clippo loves science fiction, fantasy and comic books, but he’s never managed to make it to a convention; until now. This weekend, Clippo and his friend Jorn are headed to Tinglecon, dressed up real handsome and excited to show off their new outfits.

But when someone approaches Clippo inappropriately, security is quickly called. With the T-Rex head of security as his guide, Clippo has a front row seat in observing the world of self-entitled morons who think cosplay is consent. Clippo witness’s a variety of tests that prove time and time again, these idiotic men have no idea what they’re talking about.

Is there a way to get through to these disgusting guys? Or is the real answer that responsibility to change lies squarely on themselves?

This important tale is 4,100 words of personal discovery with absolutely no sex because cosplay is not an invitation.