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America swears by it!

In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation:

**John: **Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?

**Mary:** F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?

**John:** Why the f*ck not?

**Mary:** F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.

**John:** Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck.

**Mary:** Good f*cking idea.

*English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) *is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, *ESF*L *provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional *d*mn *and *sh*t *to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!