Cannibal Dwarf Detective · an Ephemeral Beardening

Crime. Corruption. Cannibalism.

Dark times have fallen on the planet Chandaka. Disaster has driven the last of the population into a single tower in the desert wastes. The governing police force works tirelessly to protect the citizens. But when a few rogue cops stumble across the horrible conspiracy threatening to annihilate them all, Jeac Fernando, the best detective the department has, is deployed to stop them by any means necessary. His investigation is a whirlwind of mis-information, red herrings, and violence.

If only he could satiate his appetite for human flesh long enough to put the clues together.

Contains:

A talking dinosaur

Men riding goats who throw donuts

A counsel of talking waffles

Gratuitous violence

A giant kitten

A janitor who is also a wizard

And much more!