The O Coach

My dirty little secret slipped out.

I’ve never had an “O”…

Now a mysterious stranger is making me an offer…

And I can't wait to say: Yes!

My name? Mr. No “O.”

I specialize in women's secrets.

No shame. No guilt. No rules. Well… One rule.

No touching.

I can't risk being hurt again.

I'll get you off. That's a promise. But only through the phone.

You'll never see me, never know who I am.

But that's what makes it so good.

I learned Erin's secret along with the rest of the world,

And promised to help her.

The closer Erin gets, the closer I come to forgetting my grief.

Maybe I deserve be touched…

Maybe t’s time Erin screamed my real name.

Mr. Oh-Oh-Oh My God…