Sh*t Politicians Say

From the moment a Founding Father first asked for a vote, politicians have been saying dumb stuff. From George Washington to George Bush (both of them!) right on to present-day pundits like Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton, political leaders can always be counted on to say funny, exasperating, and nonsensical things, often unintentionally. In Sht Politicians Say* , Jesse Ventura shares the most entertaining and disturbing "thoughts" from his political brethren, including these winners:

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive." --Donald Trump

"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." --Ronald Reagan

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." --Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"A zebra does not change its spots." --Al Gore

"People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got." --Richard Nixon

"Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war." --former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush

From bigoted statements to outright lies . . . flip-flopping to just TMI, Sht Politicians Say* will provide readers with a welcome respite from the presidential campaigns.