The American Princess - Best Love Story Ever

If you want a novel in which humor is a huge part of love and sex—read on.

If you are looking for a happy ending to the Best Love Story Ever—read on.

If you are wondering if the launch of a quadrillion sperm is more awesome than the launch of a thousand ships—read on.

So you don't believe that America has a princess of her own?—read on.

You will not believe how one nasty man dies—read on.

Would you wear a chastity belt for the man you love?—read on.

Are you the blood brother of the man you love?—read on.

You will not believe Bad Brad Raiden's proposal—read on.

Beware of that Bobbitt thing!—read on.

There is much, much more—read on.

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You will love this contemporary romance! It will brighten your days.