The Man From Saturn

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You might as well know it right off: it won’t do any good for you to fall in love with Betsy Simms. She’s crazy about a guy named Yrtxxe (alias Sam), whose skin is green and whose address is Saturn. Betsy dug him out of a test tube one night and hasn’t been quite the same since

Sam wasn’t easy for a girl to handle. For one thing, his idea of flaming love was to take a walk in the park and think at you. That might be hot stuff up among the Rings, but Betsy wanted real action!

And then a sleek slice of female named Leda came along and loaded Sam up with ticker-tape parades, keys to the city, and a Presidential reception—and Betsy had more action than she knew what to do with!