How to Keep the Love of Your Life

Randy's experience with obsessive ex-boyfriends has made him more than a little bit paranoid. But when his paranoia gets the best of him and he mistakes his eccentric (and eccentrically cute) neighbor for a serial killer, Randy has a lot of making up to do if he wants poor Dave to forgive him.

And even if Dave can get over the indignity of being a serial killer in Randy's imagination, he's got problems of his own that make their budding relationship less and less likely. Still, Randy is undaunted—if they can overcome meddling friends, scary stalker exes, and the INS, Dave might just be the love of his life!