Dirty Valentine

My five-year-old son, Finn, has a crush on a girl from the college swim team I coach, and I don’t blame him. Skye is more beautiful than a movie star—having all the wonderful curves those young women often lack—and she’s sweeter than candy.

I wanted to ask her to be my Valentine for months, but Finn gets there first when she babysits him. I let them have their cute moment—but after I get home from work, I discover Skye found a dirty V-day card I bought her.

The card was a mistake. An older, single dad like me shouldn’t corrupt a good girl like her—but when Skye jumps into my heated pool while wearing nothing but a wicked grin, she shows me how dirty a good girl can be.

This Valentine’s Day, give yourself the gift of quick and dirty bliss (no cheating and HEA guaranteed!).