Thrift Core

She lost her world, her body, and now she’s a dungeon core in a thrift store? Anya isn’t quite sure how to handle that.

Thrown into a bizarre new world with a snarky Dungeon Fairy named Kevin, Anya struggles to adapt to life as a dungeon core. Stranded in a different time and place, her modern-day references and 80s throwbacks fall flat, but there’s no stopping her.

With Kevin’s not-so-helpful advice and a ragtag bunch of royal adventurers, Anya must uncover the villain coming after this world and threatening her very existence.

Packed with bargain basement sales, wacky appliances, and some very modern twists—Anya’s new world is in for an “as if,” “gnarly,” and “bitchin” good time.

“This book captures the truly ingenious and unique abilities of the Roomba,” Jack L –Best Buy employee.

“This book is all about the fantastic fun to be had at a Budget-Mart. It’s the only place I ever shop for adventure!” Mags W – Loyal Budget-Mart shopper.

“I can’t believe this Budget-Mart hasn’t been given five stars!” Colin – Budget-Mart Employee of the Year.