The extraordinary adventures of Phil Jones

A wise man once stated that space was a very big place indeed, this is of course subjective. Space is as space does and when you're being chased across the galaxy by a Voravian battle cruiser it can seem rather small.

When Star Command is threatened by an incoming invasion of ghastly aggressors known as Voravians, it falls upon one man to save humanity. Sadly it is not the bombastic leader of the fleet, the heroic Captain Darwin of the SCC Scavanger.

Furthermore, and rather unfortunately for everyone involved, that one man happens to have been a civilian chosen at complete random by a pink glove. His name is Phil Jones, a slovenly middle-aged nobody who's utterly useless at everything outside of a pizza box or computer game.

This first book tells the thrilling origin story of our intrepid hero's adventure into the depths of the galaxy, and his subsequent inexplicable blunders against both friend and foe alike.