[Blackjack 04] • Blackjack Messiah

I saved Washington D.C., and America as we know it, when Lord Mighty had a tiff.

I saved the whole Eastern seaboard when it was Brutal’s turn to have a tantrum.

Hell, I saved the PLANET back in Hashima when Dr. Zundergrub went postal.

You’d think that would have earned me a little credit around here.

But no, I’m Blackjack, the World’s Most Wanted villain. I can’t step foot in half the civilized countries in the globe and they don’t want me in the other half, either. Japan is suing me for 50 billion for relocating their island - wasn’t me - and Germany wants to re-institute capital punishment on my account for killing a bunch of their special service guys - was me.

Things might look dire, but the people themselves, they love me. I’m polling at 89%. 93% among Republicans. I’m more popular than the Pope. More popular than puppies. So, there’s that to look forward to.

Because when things get dire, when the next super-powered asshole decides to go hysterical and break half the planet, you know who they’re going to turn to.

Blackjack.