['Not Quite' 06] • Lola

Being single in a world where everything is thorn-covered roses and bags of bloody bones ***sucks!*** Heidi's got Hunter, Bert's got Luci…hell, even Lucifer's got Trixie and then there's me, the sexiest alter ego this side of Purgatory… stuck inside a Hellhound who's happier than a zombie at a Doom's Day Party at the body farm.

Sure, Heidi and her Hunkie Hellhound hump like rabbits getting ready for Easter but even that's gotten boring. I need to get out, see the Underworld, sow my wild oats. I mean, a girl's gotta get hers while the gettin's good, am I right?

It's taken six long months of bitchin'… I mean *persuading*, *gentle persuading*, but Heidi's finally agreed to find me a body. So, it's back in the Lady Bug Express and off to West Virginia, but *this time* we're avoiding the crazies and heading straight for Asscrack.

We're gonna find Zelda, the next Baba Yaga, have her yank me outta Heidi and shove me into a fresh new body then *bingo bango*, Lola's gonna get her groove on. It looks like I might even end up with some powers, seems Cookie, the chickie giving me her skin, was a Witch when she was still breathing. Imagine that… me with magic. *I'm positively giddy at the idea.*