Never After

When I walked down the aisle all those years ago, I thought I was about to begin a fairytale romance...

Boy, wasIever wrong.

Now my would-be Prince Charming is doing a stint behind bars, and my two kids and I have been dropped on our butts at the one place Ineverwanted to see again - the home of my witchy, bitchy, poisoned-apple-giving Wicked Stepmother.

I've got to get my kids and Ioutof there, before she goes back to her old tricks. But it'll take more than the money I make playing Snow White and the Seven Slobs, ascleaning lady to the seven messiest brothers in history...

But then Elsabeth Delle bursts into my life like a winter storm - with an idea that might getbothof us damsels out of our distress.

It starts with a bed, a webcam, and the promise of safe, sanitized anonymous cyber-sex with whichever Internet strangers are willing offer up their golden coins.

What could go wrong?

As it turns out, it's not a what. It's awho.

Royal Princeps.

He seems almost too good to be true - all radiant green eyes, perfect scruff and a body that's justmadefor sin. Even better, it doesn't take a magic mirror to tell me he thinks I'm the Fairest of Them All.

I've got to figure out if this handsome hunk is my Knight in Shining Armor, or the Big Bad Wolf in sheep's clothing; ready to eat me all up (and not in thegoodway.)

Or, as I'm starting to suspect, maybe he's a bit ofboth...

Never Afteris a Snow White-inspired, curse-word infused bedtime story for adults only - exploring what happens when your fairytale happy ending is actuallyjustthe beginning...