Jack Off

“I remember you.”

Those three words are usually harmless.

But not when they come from the lips of Jack.

Jack Offenbach.

A man whose lawn I once graced in all my tequila-fueled, veil-wearing glory.

Oh, and he’s my new boss.

Who doesn’t look too happy to see me.

I thought I’d matured beyond sloppy nights out and the sickening scent of the morning after.

But I thought wrong.

Life was sailing smoothly in one direction until one big gust of what-the-cluck blew me off course.

And right back to my hometown.

But maybe this new direction is the right one after all.

Maybe I’m meant for this job.

Maybe I was meant to meet Jack.

Even if he’s more than fitting of my not-so-nice nickname for him… at times.

Jack Off is a contemporary romantic comedy with a grouchy hero, a down-on-her-luck heroine, and an adorable dog. Prepare for inappropriate humor, dad jokes, and maybe a woodland creature or two.