What if He Were to Pick Me

What if Mr. Darcy, trying to avoid the appearance of being lofty and proud, so far mistook himself as to be charmed by Lydia Bennet?

How long could the fair strumpet lady hold his interest? How would Elizabeth Bennet feel about it?

As all the Bennet sisters fall into the strangest of relationships, you’ll fear you lost your mind. But you haven’t. Just grab your sweetie and a whip – in case of unruly pillows – and hire a Bennet coach to Gretna Green. They have the best carriages, and guarantee no one will catch you.

Then hold on to your hat. You’re in for the ride of your life.