[Fred, the Vampire Accountant 01] • The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
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- Authors
- Hayes, Drew
- Publisher
- Smashwords Edition
- Tags
- humour , fantasy , witches , new adult , vampires , paranormal , werewolves , vampire , zombies , you suck , christopher moore , magicians , moore , satire , warlocks
- ISBN
- 9780989649988
- Date
- 2014-07-29T00:00:00+00:00
- Size
- 0.56 MB
- Lang
- en
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.
One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.” Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.