Madness & Mayhem · 23 Tales of Horror and Humor

**Science Fiction | Fantasy | Horror**

This collection has everything! Sassy robots, bloodthirsty spirits, a guy who's forced to watch TV and eat nachos, superheroes who are lame, a story about a zombie who searches for meaning in a world plagued by humans. If you like to pee your pants, there's a hysterical story about a redneck telepath who tortures a poor schlub for no reason.

And if that's not enough, you get the first Dead Jack short story and a sneak peek at the novel "Dead Jack and the Pandemonium Device."

The perfect book for people with split personalities!

The collection contains the following stories:

**MADNESS**

6 Attempts at Winning Jennifer's Heart

Head to Head

Simon Clash: The Galaxy's Greatest Hero

Bad Poets Society

Princess or Poison

No Place for a Hero

The League of Lame Superheroes

Inner Dragon

My So-Called Life in Reruns

Do Stand-Up Bots Dream of Electric Hecklers?

So You've Metamorphosed Into a Giant Insect. Now What?

**MAYHEM**

Hart House

The Zombie Who Had a Name

Google News Alerts for the End of the World

Teatime With Mrs. Monster

The Baseball Gods

A Day to End All Days

Circle of Power

Insectivoracious

The Great Work

She Will Be Home for Christmas

The Grimlorn Under the Mountain

**DEAD JACK**

The Case of the Amorous Ogre

Dead Jack and the Pandemonium Device (First Chapter)