[Fondled and Gobbled 01] • Someone Had to Do It

The perfect man-with the imperfect cock and oral skills. The Dom who isn't a dom, and the man who proves it to him. The alien with dessert-flavored semen and three cocks. The older man (a kajillionaire with a penthouse in Seattle...) who has limitless ability to come all night with his naive little virgin. A woman on a diet who craves a feast of meat and finds herself five Broadshaft Brothers who can deliver. If you're looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn't it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It's for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the cliches, purple prose and "suspend your disbelief" plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre. You can read even more erotic spoofs and goofs in Fondled and Gobbled: Going Back for Seconds. An Exotica(r) erotica story from Ellora's Ca