Let Slip The Princesses of War

These Fairy-Tale Princesses aren't for the kids!

The Princess and the Pea has a drinking problem but she's deadly with a six-gun, Cinderella has a flaming sword and a rodent infestation, and Rapunzel has cut off her hair to make a lethal whip and has a very foul mouth.

The Wicked Queen has almost won. Only Snow White's kingdom still stands. She has gathered together Princesses from all the defeated kingdoms to form the **Princess Company**. These Princesses have thrown off their fine clothes (well, not Cinderella) and strapped on their armor. They form the last line of defense for millions.

Now our three heroines set off on a mission deep into enemy territory to rescue Beauty (no longer asleep) and obtain a secret weapon that could turn the tide of the war!

***** NOTE** **This book is the** "clean" **version. This mean that I've removed all instances of the words f ** *, s*** and a** h ** *, however, they have frequently been replaced by words like: damned, crap, hell, etc. Also, there are several instances of the word* *bitch** and the word **ass** shows up occasionally. So, as they say, cleanliness is in the eye of the beholder (I don't think anybody says this). There is, also, occasional bloody violence and, aside from the title, absolutely no connection with Shakespeare.*

Just to give you some idea of what “Clean” means:

Original passage: “I don’t give a f ** *if Beauty knows what size s*** I take.”

“Cleaned” passage: “I don’t give a damn if Beauty knows what size crap I take.”

Be advised. Read responsibly!