[Gutenberg 26478] • The Wallypug in London

Some little friends of mine, named Girlie and Boy, have been there, however, and I can tell you, if you like, the way they went. This is the way to Why:

Just go to bed and shut your eyes

And count one hundred, one by one;

Perhaps you'll find to your surprise

That you're at Why when this is done.

I say *perhaps* , because this only happens when you have been particularly good all day, and *sometimes* boys and girls are not quite as good as they -- but there, I won't say what I was going to, for I am quite sure that it would not apply to you. This is the way to Zum:

Not when the moon is at its full,

But just a tiny boat-shaped thing,

You *may* see Pierrot sitting there

And hear the little fellow sing.

If so, just call him, and he'll come

And carry you away to Zum.

There, now, I've told you the way to go to both places!