[Ugly Stick Saloon 12] • Boots and Wings

Pilot brothers kidnap a pretty cowgirl hoping to convince her she doesn't have to choose between them

Jake and Tucker Maddox, are both in love with Molly O'Brien and she's in love with them. Only she won't choose between the two of them. Drawing the line in the sand, the brothers tell her they aren't willing to share.

Molly O'Brien has spent most of her young life mooning over the Maddox brothers, head over heels in love with Jack and Tuck, having slept with each and committed to neither. Because of their sibling rivalry, she has refused to choose one over the other and ultimately tells them it'll never work. With her biological clock ticking and her brothers' girls expecting babies, she's ready to get on with her life, and targets the local sheriff's deputy as her potential baby daddy and husband material.

On the verge of losing the best gal that ever happened to them, the two brothers hatch a desperate scheme. Risking an ass-whooping from Molly's big brothers, jail time and the wrath of a woman duped, they join forces to kidnap Molly, carrying her away to their remote hunting cabin where they will attempt to convince her she can have both of them, if she dares and they don't kill each other.

Note: This story first appeared in the Every Which Way Anthology which is no longer available.