Honey Don't
- Authors
- Tim Sandlin
- Publisher
- Tim Sandlin
- Tags
- fiction , future , satire , novel , parody , black comedy , sandlin
- Size
- 0.28 MB
- Lang
- en
Set in the very near future, Honey Don't features a hit list that runs the gamut: from a goatish president dying in flagrante, to an aging Don appalled by modern manners; from a certifiably stupid bagmen fleeing both the Secret Service and the mob with $656,000 of dirty money in a locked attaché case and the presidents head in a carry –all, to a coke-snorting blow-dried VP who has suddenly caught the brass ring. Circling them are conniving White House staffers, corrupt politicos, sleazy journalists, and rancid pro football coaches: in short, the usual D.C. three-ring circus.And in the center ring is the eponymous Honey, one of those Texas women cursed with a given name that condemns her to a lifetime of cheerleading. But this Daddy's girl is a free spirit in full rebellion, and her take on life – offbeat but on target – is the heart and soul of this antic tale.Honey Don't is a full frontal assault on the inanities of our age. Often outrageous, sometimes shocking, always wickedly...