You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Start in the Morning

From the author of the bestselling classics *We’re Just Like You* , *Only Prettier* , and *Bless Your Heart, Tramp* , comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia’s genuine southern recipes, *You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Start in the Morning* is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.