Love, Lies, and the Struggle is Real
- Authors
- Katie Bryan
- Publisher
- Love, Laugh, Bark Productions
- Tags
- babysitting , matchmaking , set up , contemporary romance , relationships > love & romance , romance , sports hero romance , women's fiction > romance , romantic comedy , contemporary women , contemporary fiction > women's fiction , contemporary fiction , contemporary woman , family and relationships , family life , new adult , young adult , action and adventure , sophie and jack , sophie and max , absurdist , women's fiction short stories , short stories single author , classics humor , women's fiction > humor , dog humor , dating humor , humor , humor & satire > literary humor , literary humor , american , world literature > italian , italian , irish , satire , small town , genre fiction > small town & rural , small town and rural , sports hero , dog essays
- Date
- 2020-07-25
- Size
- 0.36 MB
- Lang
- en
Oh, baby, I love your way. Sort of.
Bottles and diapers and cries, poor Max! A laugh out loud, heartwarming babysitting disaster that will make your day a whole lot happier.
Age old question: Where do babies come from? Obvious answer: Their parents. At least until the parents decide to hatch a disastrous matchmaking scheme. Cue Sophie and Jack. And Max, of course. None of whom know how babies work. Most people Sophie's age are making babies. Sophie can barely manage to make a sandwich.
So, what happens when Sophie and Jack are tricked into babysitting an eating, screaming, pooping machine? Sophie discovers that no outfit is complete without barf and baby food. Jack realizes babies can smell fear. Max learns silence isn't golden, it's suspicious. Buttercup knows the baby needs to be changed. Like into a couch or something quieter. And what does buh-buh-buh mean exactly? Time for a beer? A sandwich? The Little Mermaid?
Only the cute, cuddly cherub knows...