[Duke LaGrange 01] • How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja

**Bounty hunters. Ninjas. Anthropomorphic musk oxen from the moons of Gartosh.

Welcome to the gut busting and page turning universe of Duke LaGrange!**

When bounty hunter Duke LaGrange and his oft inebriated Japanese-Irish ninja

companion, Ishiro'shea, entered their favorite watering hole, Cyborg Joe's

Grill N' Go & The Why Not Saloon, they had no idea that they would soon be

gobbled up by an unhinged astral anomaly and deposited on an uncharted

primitive world. Few things are worse than undeveloped planets especially

those that haven't even made it to the souffl� stage. To top it off, this

particular planet comes with its own insane ruler and an Orb that Controls

Everything and Must be Respected. The bounty hunting duo will need to navigate

a violent rebellion, flying fire breathing panthers, and mutated swamp

cannibals in order to avoid being stranded light years from the nearest well-

made martini.

_How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja_ is the first book in the

_Adventures of Duke LaGrange_ , a series of hilarious sci-fi adventure romps

from the creative mind of Jay Key. You are sure to fall in love with Key's

menagerie of colorful characters and laugh-out loud storytelling talents.

**Advance Praise for _How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja_ **

_"A raucous, new kind of pulp action hero...Flash Gordon, Jack Burton, and

Buckaroo Banzai got nothing on Duke LaGrange."_ \- Marcus Muller, comic artist

and creator of King of the Unknown

_"[W]itty, fast-paced...[an] imaginative style of writing."_ \- Readers'

Favorite

_"For goofy grown up pulp readers and sci-fi geeks, it's as much fun as a Pan-

Galactic Gargle Blaster."_ \- Frank R. Sjodin, pulp writer and 2017 Audio

Verse Award Winner