[Backstage Disneyland 03] • The Secret's Out · Disney characters are real and they live behind the scenes at Disneyland

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Princess Tiana had her wish come true: directing a reality TV series starring the Disney princesses for ABC. But the cruel, catty, conniving princesses may be more than even she can handle, plus her relationship with bed-hopping Indiana Jones has hit the rocks, and Mickey wants *ratings*.

To salvage the disastrous premiere of her reality TV series, *Real Princesses of Disneyland*, Tiana decides to hold a bruising, anything goes competition among the princesses for the title of Queen of Disneyland. In cahoots with Mickey and his bitter rival, Sheriff Woody, Tiana stacks the deck and plays her favorites.

But then it all starts to go wrong, as the princesses take turns seducing Indy, the Marvel characters hold an orgy, and the increasingly violent competition puts guests in danger. Tiana has to keep her ratings high—and win back Indy's love—in time for the series finale of *Real Princesses of Disneyland*.

When the guests go home, all your favorite Disney, Pixar, Marvel, and Star Wars characters come alive as their true bawdy, lusty, treacherous selves in a nightly tale of adventure, romance, betrayal, and power politics.

*Real Princesses of Disneyland* is the second volume in the Backstage Disneyland series, written by award-winning *Los Angeles Time* reporter and theme park blogger Brady MacDonald.