[The Schmidt Load 01] • You Don't Know Jack Schmidt
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- Authors
- Renee, Susan
- Publisher
- Susan Renee
- Date
- 2017-08-10T00:00:00+00:00
- Size
- 0.12 MB
- Lang
- en
I’ve always been the social butterfly, the girl with an Angry Vagina Box, the one who goes home with just about anyone for a booty call. So, why in the hell am I lying in bed alone on a Friday night downloading The Watering Hole dating app onto my phone?
Wait, what? No. Why am I creating a profile?
No, no, fingers! Stop scrolling!
Whoa…he’s cute.
Kind of nerdy chic, but cute.
I bet he’s a barista.
Why am I drooling over the guy who has a strong set of morals and only wears matching socks?
Who the hell is this guy?