Christmas Cliché

‘Twas the week before Christmas

and all through L.A.,

Allie Parker’s famous twin sisters

were driving her cray.

She fled to the mountains

with a hostage in tow,

hoping to sleep through the holidays,

which were a shit-show.

A crash in a blizzard,

and a hot mountain man,

definitely wasn’t part

of her evacuation plan.

Santas, and stockings,

and creepy nutcrackers too,

everywhere she looks,

it’s a crazy Christmas zoo.

But there are hugs, and smiles,

and a beautiful view,

kisses and laughter,

and no time to be blue.

Maybe this family,

with their hot mountain man,

will make this a Christmas

Allie can actually stand.