The Social Climber's Bible · A Book of Manners, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice Forthe Upwardly Mobile

The Social Climber's Bible · A Book of Manners, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice Forthe Upwardly Mobile
Authors
Wittenborn, Dirk & Johnson, Jazz
Publisher
Penguin Books
Tags
humour , self help
ISBN
9780698141902
Date
2014-10-28T00:00:00+00:00
Size
0.50 MB
Lang
en
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Welcome fledging Social Climbers! Allow us to show you the way.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, so what’s the big deal? You shouldn’t be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life! This is America, after all. In the grand tradition of *True Prep* and* The Hipster Handbook,* *The Social Climber’s Bible* will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro Mountaineer:

The Art of Social Climbing at gallery openings, cocktail parties, and funerals Social Climbing as a family How to handle sex, dating, marriage, and love Your social climbing IQ and how to improve it How to spot a Big Fish, Whale, Turtle or Unicorn, and what they can do for you Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both *Downton Abbey* and *Gossip Girl *dream about. Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasn’t addictive. In short, Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world, whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them. Who better to guide you?