[Twishite Saga 01] • New Moan

[Twishite Saga 01] • New Moan
Authors
Mayo, Stephfordy
Publisher
Michael O'Mara Books
Tags
vampires , fantasy , humour , young adult
ISBN
9781843174967
Date
2009-10-22T00:00:00+00:00
Size
0.23 MB
Lang
en
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Plenty of overwrought prose and melodramatic angst mark this fang-sharp parody of number-one "New York Times-"bestseller "New Moon""" ""I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me."" Heffa Lump is just a typical pale 17-year-old who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty and needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids' books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she's distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy--an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he--just maybe--be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides: "Will she be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn't always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises?" A tale of first love, painful longing, and even more painful pointy teeth, "New Moan" is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight "saga.