[Crystalia Online 01] • Healers Suck!

**Enter the game world. Meet beautiful women. Defeat your enemies. Rule the

world. Not necessarily in that order.**

I had everything I’d ever dreamed of. A scholarship to the Academy high atop

the Meridian Space Elevator. Surrounded by the rich, famous, and beautiful

every day.

And I hated my life.

Living with the snobs in the elevator was nothing like what I’d expected when

I was bleeding and sweating to get to this place. Down on the surface I was

somebody. Up here? I’m just a flatlander. A filthy rizon from the planet

surface. Beneath the notice of my stuck up classmates.

All I had to keep me sane were my games, and the anticipation of Crystalia

Online. An immersive VR massive online game beamed straight to the brain that

was unlike anything ever seen.

The only problem? Early access is only open to the fabulously wealthy, which

means once more I’m stuck watching the rich pricks around me enjoy something I

can’t have.

Until I discovered something wonderful. That all the crap I’ve put up with

these past two years might be worth it, because the Academy has a new state of

the art Crystalia lab, and I have it all to myself!

It’s time to enter a game world where I can be somebody. Where I can blow off

steam and use my skills for something other than studying and getting shot

down by elevator girls who won’t give a flatlander the time of day. It’s a

whole new virtual world where I can be somebody again, and I intend to take

full advantage!

Only the game AI, in the form of a sexy and mesmerizing sorceress, might have

other plans for yours truly. Plans that involve a Healer class that can’t

attack for shit, and a quest to gather as many beautiful and dangerous women

as I can in a plot to take over the game world!

Yeah, it turns out virtual reality is every bit as complicated as reality, but

I’m not complaining if it gives me a chance to stick it to those stuck up

snobs who’ve made my life a living hell!